not all who wander are lost

Allison. 21. NYC. Queens College. I like to watch TV. A lot of TV.

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doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

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lol had a mental breakdown at school because everything is fucking pointless yaaaay

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thelordvoldemort:

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”


i feel honored and a little bit disturbed

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thelordvoldemort:

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

i feel honored and a little bit disturbed

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datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

ok but what if I got one as a tattoo?

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datingdisastersofaqueergirl:

ok but what if I got one as a tattoo?

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Get it? Lana, did you get it? Lana! 

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